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Our BALLS™ Belong in a Museum!

In the treacherous, booby-trap-riddled depths of the warehouse, we've unearthed a treasure trove of powerful warehouse artifacts, military surplus from underneath a giant 'X' that never ever marks the spot, and a whole host of gift cards & extras too...

All Sales Final.

About the Sale

The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...

In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.

Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.

 

A Special Note on Sizing & Condition

Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.

Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition. 

 

The Gumball Process

Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.

Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:

1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)

If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:

1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488

In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%

Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."

Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!

 

"Rare" Items

ItemChanceRetail
MultiCam Black Pattern 84 Chest Rig0.42%$229.99
The HEAT Rig, Your Size0.42%$199.99
Police Trade-In Riot Helmet Visor0.28%$99.99
Sage International EBR Grip0.25%$119.99
$100 Gift Card Sankara stone (please return to Indian village)0.17%$100.00
Modular Scotchlite™ Polizei Parka with Waterproof Membrane0.17%$119.99
Afghan 9/11 War Rug0.12%$169.99
SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket Good 0.08%$269.99
Battle-Damaged Pattern 83 Battle Jacket0.07%$219.99
Box of Snakes (I hate them, Jock!) $500 Gift Card0.05%$500.00
1 Year Free CONUS shipping0.05%$150.00
Police Trade-In OMS Thrust Diving Fins0.03%$133.93
Afghan Large Pattern War Rug0.02%$299.99
Blem 6ft Big Gondola (Gods Big Angel)0.02%$169.99
Police Trade-In Scubapro Nighthawk BCD0.02%$649.99
An Entire Charcoal Grill0.02%$139.99
Holosun HS403R0.02%$211.75
Holosun LS321R0.02%$905.87
KBAR USMC Fighting Knife0.02%$133.66
Peltor Tactical 100 Sport Headset0.02%$142.99
SureFire G2X Flashlight0.02%$89.00
USGI CWU-36P Summerweight Flight Jacket0.02%$199.99
Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade DVD Cosplay Kit(?) (Hat, Whip, Satchel)0.02%Priceless :)
Indiana Jones & The Raiders of the Lost Ark DVD Ark of the Covenant (DO NOT OPEN)0.02%Priceless :)
Austin Powers DVD Ancient Fertility Idol (Start the engines, Jock!)0.02%Priceless :)
Collateral DVD Bass Pro Shops Crystal Skulls (DO NOT RESEARCH)0.02%Priceless :)
Auscam Softshell Jacket Medium0.02%$129.99

 

"Common" Items

ItemChanceRetail
One Random Patch and Two Random Stickers5.83%$23.99
Bundeswehr Folding Goggles Two-Pack4.90%$15.99
Bundeswehr PT Jacket3.67%$19.99
Blem A-10 Warthog Atamonica Tee3.53%$34.99
1ft Gondola Plush3.25%$34.99
$20 Gift Card3.17%$20.00
French CCE Camo Hot Weather Field Cap2.92%$11.99
Atamonica AIM-9 Standee2.50%$24.99
British Desert DPM and Swiss Alpenflage Helmet Cover2.50%$19.98
Swedish M59 Cold Weather Cap2.50%$13.99
Czech Civil Defense FR Work Pants2.40%$39.99
British Services Polo Shirt2.17%$19.99
Belgian Army and Bundeswehr Tie2.08%$11.98
Austrian Cotton/Poly Alpine Pants2.08%$39.99
Afghan Pakol Mountain Cap1.92%$24.99
Greek Lizard Camo Sweatshirt1.70%$24.99
Italian Forze Armate PT Suit1.67%$34.99
Dutch Scarf1.67%$11.99
Bundeswehr Flecktarn Helmet Cover1.67%$14.99
British MTP Gas Mask Pouch1.67%$24.99
DPM Boonie Hat1.67%$19.99
Dutch Desert Ushanka1.58%$12.99
Safariland Flash Bang Holder1.53%$42.50
Blem German Polizei Modular Parka1.52%$99.99
NATO OD Duffle Bag1.42%$34.99
Two-Pack Bundeswehr Work Gloves1.42%$29.98
Two-Pack AIM-9 Atamonica Keychain1.42%$26.98
USGI DSCP Moisture Wicking T-Shirt Three-Pack1.33%$22.99
$25 Gift Card1.25%$25.00
Big Fish Hat (Ships End of April)1.25%$34.99
Warehouse Artifact1.17%Priceless :)
Two-Pack Swiss M71 Stove1.15%$19.98
Italian Forze Armate Vegetato Field Shirt1.05%$39.99
Mountain House Spaghetti MCW Meal1.00%$13.99
Blem ESS Crossbow Kit (Lens, Frame, and Case)0.97%$39.99
Blem Two-Pack East German Combat Belt0.90%$17.98
German Polizei Commando Sweater0.83%$44.99
Two-Pack Bundeswehr G3 Mag Pouch (New Style)0.83%$14.98
German KSK Beret0.83%$14.99
East German Vinyl Nuclear Winter Poncho0.83%$11.99
French F1 CCE Field Cap1.67%$11.99
Czech M95 Mittens0.83%$15.99
Bundeswehr Flecktarn Vest0.83%$24.99
Dutch OD Field Shirt0.83%$23.99
Belgian OD Tanker Coverall0.83%$39.99
Czech M95 Parka0.83%$34.99
Two-Pack Dutch Olive Drab Watch Cap0.75%$23.98
Czech Scarf Two-Pack0.73%$19.98
Belgian OD Sweatshirt0.68%$15.99
Model I German Polizei Parka0.60%$84.99
Chicom Type 56 AK Chest Rig0.58%$39.99
Polish Bathrobe (White with Blue Stripes)0.58%$24.99
Two-Pack Blem Bundeswehr Tanks0.53%$29.98
North Vietnamese Pith Helmet0.50%$34.99
Blem Polizei Commando Sweater0.48%$44.99
Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Mountain Jacket0.43%$37.99
Blem Two-Pack Tropen Tee0.43%$15.98
Two-Pack Belgian Service Shirt0.42%$29.98
$50 Gift Card0.42%$50.00
French TL122D Flashlight Clone0.42%$15.99
Uncle Mike Nylon Web Sling0.42%$32.95
Two-Pack 6-Rib KAC Rail Cover0.33%$35.98
Two-Pack 9-Rib P&S Rail Cover0.33%$27.98
STALKER Duty Faction Flag0.33%$29.99
For God's Sake Flag0.33%$29.99
Austrian Combat Gloves0.33%$22.99
Two-Pack ALICE STANAG Pouch Serviceable0.33%$19.98
Blem Austrian Alpine Gore-Tex Hardshell0.33%$84.99
Misc Safariland Holster0.32%$59.99
Blem Flecktarn Parka0.28%$44.99
STALKER Duty Factor Flag0.25%$29.99
Swiss M83 Alpenflage Field Shirt Excellent0.25%$24.99
USGI ECW Fleece Jacket, Foliage Green0.25%$39.99
Two-Pack 5-Rib P&S Rail Cover0.25%$17.98
Tax Fraud Pride Flag0.25%$29.99
Polish Bathrobe (Rare)0.25%$29.99
Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Pants0.23%$39.99
French 'Armee de Teree' PT Suit0.17%$49.99
A-10 Warthog Atamonica Sweatshirt0.17%$59.99
British Lightweight MTP Waterproof Pants0.17%$59.99
Ivan's Fiery Grads Three-Pack0.17%$20.97
French CCE Woodland Pullover Fleece Jacket 112 (Large)0.17%$24.99
PASGT Riot Face Shield0.10%$59.99
Battle-Damaged USMC Catoma Pop-Up Bed Net0.08%$89.99
Blem Dutch DPM Combat Shirt0.08%$49.99
Two-Pack Blem USMC Dump Pouch0.08%$39.98
Blem Quilted Polizei Parka0.07%$69.99
Streamlight Microstream Coyote Brown0.05%$55.65
UCP ICS Tent, Serviceable0.05%$79.99
Dutch DPM Hybrid Fliers Pack w/ Shoulder Straps0.03%$44.99
USGI ALICE Frame and Pack0.03%$129.99
Blem UCP Bivy Cover0.03%$79.99

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