We're Putting Our Balls™ On The Grill
Take part in a true American tradition and get wacky items, clearance surplus, warehouse artifacts, and even gift cards up to $500 in the mail. Just don't forget the buns.
All Sales Final.
About the Sale
The Gumball Machine is simple and driven by pure chance. We select a bunch of items for clearance, publish the odds, and distribute them randomly as you order. No special requests for items are honored, it's all down to what the random number generator says...
In the end, everyone walks away a winner — we get to empty our shelves, and you get amazing deals and weird one-offs from our warehouse.
Please note that this is a clearance event. Returns are not accepted on Gumball orders.
A Special Note on Sizing & Condition
Sized Gumball items will be distributed randomly unless specifically stated otherwise in the description below. You are free to request certain sizes of items in your order notes but we can make no guarantees of availability.
Unless stated otherwise Gumball items are in either new or in Grade 1 (excellent) condition.
The Gumball Process
Below you will find the table of available items in the Gumball Machine, each with a corresponding percentile chance. Gumball Machine items are determined through the following RNG system — no requests for specific items are allowed.
Let’s say you have your eye on a particular item and want to calculate your chance of getting it, at least once, across multiple Gumballs. The formula for this is:
1 - ( 1 - % Chance) ^ (# of Chances)
If item A has a 20% chance per Gumball, and you purchase three Gumballs, here's how it would shake out. Your chance at item A is equal to:
1 - (1 - 0.20)^3 = 0.488
In other words, your chance at item A is 48.8%
Note: To use this formula you need to express the percentage chance in decimal form. The 20% chance in the formula above is written as "0.20" not "20."
Happy hunting and may RNGesus bless you!
RARE Items | Chance | Retail |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam Black | 0.34% | $219.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Field Pack, "Grootsak" Serviceable | 0.28% | $184.99 |
| SureFire Z2 Combat Light Z2 6V Bulb | 0.27% | $149.99 |
| $100 Gift Card | 0.17% | $100.00 |
| HEAT Rig, Your Size | 0.14% | $199.99 |
| Webber Grill | 0.14% | $219.99 |
| New Production Pattern 83 Chest Rig, Ranger Green | 0.07% | $169.99 |
| Sam's club JUG of BBQ labeled IVAN'S SECRET SAUSE | 0.07% | $24.99 |
| SADF Pattern 83 Battle Jacket Serviceable | 0.07% | $229.99 |
| Pattern 84 Chest Rig - MultiCam | 0.07% | $219.99 |
| Feet Pics ;) | 0.07% | $0.00 |
| We ship Omahas steaks to your house | 0.04% | $49.99 |
| $500 Gift Card | 0.04% | $500.00 |
| 9/11 0.5 Meter Afghan War Rug | 0.04% | $169.99 |
| 2 lbs of Bull Rocky Mountain Oysters | 0.01% | $39.99 |
| Cornhole Game | 0.01% | $69.99 |
| L.L. Bean Ladder Golf | 0.01% | $99.00 |
| Beach Ball (funny) (100$) | 0.01% | $100.00 |
| Swan Inflatable (You can ride in it) | 0.01% | $49.99 |
| Holosun LS321G | 0.01% | $970.58 |
| Holosun HS403R | 0.01% | $211.75 |
| CS Surfing starter kit (Ontario Knife Company M9 Bayonet) | 0.01% | $123.56 |
| Cold Steel Bowie Knife | 0.01% | $113.95 |
| Custom Apron :) (you're gunna wanna see this) | 0.01% | Priceless |
| Fishermans Starter Kit | 0.01% | Priceless |
| 1 Year Free CONUS shipping | 0.01% | $150.00 |
| Large Pattern Afghan War Rug | 0.01% | $249.99 |
| Mini Grill :D | 0.01% | $45.99 |
| Common Items | Chance | Retail |
| Dutch Fatigue Jackets | 14.10% | $22.99 |
| Two Random Stickers and One Random Patch | 5.29% | $22.99 |
| Blem GBU-12 Paveway Atamonica Hoody | 3.54% | $59.99 |
| Crye Precision Tan AirFlex Kneepads | 3.53% | $35.40 |
| Greek OD Sweatshirt | 3.20% | $19.99 |
| Two-Pack USMC FROG Gloves | 3.17% | $31.98 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Lined Winter Cap | 2.86% | $14.99 |
| $20 Gift Card | 2.85% | $20.00 |
| Two-Pack Blem Bundeswehr OD Tees | 2.13% | $19.98 |
| Swiss Cold Weather Mittens | 2.12% | $15.99 |
| Czech M85 Field Jacket | 2.12% | $34.99 |
| Italian Forze Armate PT Suit | 1.99% | $34.99 |
| Czech Vz85 Desert Camo Rucksack Cover | 1.93% | $14.99 |
| Blem Austrian Anzug 03 Summer Field Shirt | 1.92% | $24.99 |
| Blem Bundeswehr PT Jacket | 2.50% | $19.99 |
| British Desert DPM and Swiss Alpenflage Helmet Cover | 1.62% | $19.98 |
| Bundeswehr PT Jacket | 1.41% | $19.99 |
| Czech M95 Trigger Finger Mittens | 1.41% | $15.99 |
| Dutch OD Field Shirt | 1.41% | $23.99 |
| NATO 30 Cal Can, Excellent | 1.41% | $16.99 |
| 1ft Gondola Plush | 1.40% | $34.99 |
| Atamonica AIM-9 Standee | 1.38% | $24.99 |
| Ivan's Zibby Beans Ceramic Coffee Mug | 1.27% | $12.99 |
| GBU-12 Paveway "Version 2" Atamonica Hoody | 1.06% | $44.99 |
| Austrian OD Field Cap | 1.06% | $12.99 |
| German KSK Beret | 1.06% | $14.99 |
| Czech M85 V-Neck Sweater | 1.06% | $14.99 |
| Austrian Alpine Field Pants | 1.04% | $26.99 |
| Czech M55 OD Lined Mittens Two Pack | 1.04% | $19.98 |
| Swedish Wool Scarf Two Pack | 1.04% | $17.98 |
| Croatian Woodland Field Shirt | 0.99% | $15.99 |
| Two-Pack Aim-9 Sidewinder Atamonica Keychain | 0.97% | $27.98 |
| TM-62 Landmine Plush | 0.92% | $34.99 |
| Bundeswehr Femboy Skirt (Used) ;) | 0.85% | $14.99 |
| French CCE Field Cap | 0.85% | $11.99 |
| $50 Gift Card | 0.85% | $50.00 |
| East German Canvas Combat Pack | 0.85% | $17.99 |
| Austrian Heavyweight M75 BDU Field Shirt | 0.85% | $19.99 |
| Hungarian 70M Gas Mask | 0.83% | $39.99 |
| Stick Grenade Plush | 0.78% | $19.99 |
| Warehouse Artifact | 0.76% | $0.00 |
| For God's Sake Flag | 0.73% | $24.99 |
| Blem USGI M81 Load Bearing Vests | 0.71% | $49.99 |
| Bundeswehr Flecktarn Helmet Cover | 0.71% | $14.99 |
| Czech M10M Gas Mask | 0.69% | $39.99 |
| North Hollywood Shootout T-Shirt | 0.63% | $29.99 |
| Blem East German Strichtarn Pants | 0.63% | $29.99 |
| Two-Pack Czech Tube Scarf | 0.62% | $19.98 |
| Blem Austrian Mountain Issue ANZUG 03 BDU Pants | 0.58% | $34.99 |
| Chicom Type 56 AK Chest Rig | 0.56% | $39.99 |
| Mountain House Turkey Tetrazzini MCW | 0.56% | $13.99 |
| Swiss M70 Alpenflage Parka EU 52, Good | 0.56% | $34.99 |
| USGI M81 Load Bearing Vest | 0.42% | $49.99 |
| Blem Austrian Bundesheer PT Jacket | 0.42% | $19.99 |
| Blem Swiss M70 Alpenflage Pants | 0.41% | $29.99 |
| Blem USGI Duffle Bag | 0.41% | $24.99 |
| Blem British MK14 Flight Crew Coverall | 0.38% | $54.99 |
| Swiss M83 Alpenflage Field Shirt | 0.37% | $19.99 |
| USGI M81 Woodland Field Shirt, Large Short | 0.35% | $29.99 |
| UBAC 'Green Zone' DPM Combat Shirt (Large, MOD T) | 0.35% | $59.99 |
| Italian Fire-Proof Blanket, Unissued | 0.35% | $19.99 |
| Flame Assault Shoulder Weapon: M202A1 'Flash' Book | 0.35% | $27.99 |
| Expedient Recoilless Launcher 'Panzerfaust' By Jonathan Wild | 0.35% | $24.99 |
| Czech Woodland M95 Field Parka 100 / 176 | 0.35% | $34.99 |
| Blem British DPM Field Shirt | 0.35% | $14.99 |
| British MTP Pack Cover Small | 0.35% | $14.99 |
| Polish Bathrobe | 0.34% | $24.99 |
| Blem Austrian Bundesheer PT Pants | 0.34% | $15.99 |
| French CCE Woodland Pullover Fleece Jacket | 0.34% | $24.99 |
| Blem Austrian Air PT Pants | 0.30% | $19.99 |
| Two-Pack 6 Rib KAC Ribbed Hand Rail Cover | 0.28% | $35.98 |
| USGI CCP Industries High Dexterity Gloves | 0.28% | $22.99 |
| Blem Polish Wz93 Parka | 0.27% | $45.99 |
| Two-Pack 9 Rib P&S Ribbed Hand Rail Cover | 0.25% | $27.98 |
| USGI DSCP Moisture Wicking T-Shirt Three-Pack | 0.21% | $22.99 |
| Big Fish Hat | 0.21% | $34.99 |
| USGI ECW Fleece Jacket | 0.20% | $39.99 |
| Blem Austrian Air PT Jacket | 0.20% | $22.99 |
| Blem Swiss M70 Alpenflage Parka | 0.20% | $34.99 |
| USGI Desert Night Camo Pants | 0.17% | $34.99 |
| Blem British DPM SAS Windproof Smock | 0.16% | $49.99 |
| French "Armee De Terre" PT Suit | 0.14% | $49.99 |
| Blem Eagle Industries Deployment Kit Bag | 0.11% | $64.99 |
| Blem British Hot Weather MTP Combat Shirt | 0.08% | $49.99 |
| Blem Dutch DPM Combat Shirt | 0.08% | $54.99 |
| GORE-TEX German Polizei Duty Parka | 0.08% | $84.99 |
| Battle-Damaged SADF Pattern 83 Field Pack, "Grootsak" | 0.06% | $184.99 |
| Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Parka | 0.03% | $99.99 |
| Blem Austrian Alpine Hardshell Pants | 0.03% | $69.99 |
| McDonalds Gift Card (God Bless our Corn Syrup) | 0.01% | $25.00 |
